THE WOMBAT REPORT 2/15/05

Boy Killed Reason Unknown!

Late last night Todd, 11 was killed the reason of death is still unknown. There is a roomer that he was killed by a gang of evil monkeys.

In other news the 5th grade class at Grandview Elementary School celebrated Valentines Day with a party, cupcakes, cookies and games.

Also jet16.hasweb.com was shut down after showing how to make a micro-claymore mine witch is a mine made out of a hilighter that shoots out sharp nails or paperclips.

And that concludes THE WOMBAT REPORT.
THIS IS NOT A REAL REPORT!!!